Chapter 1: The Birth of a Quip

In 2015, businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump caught the attention of journalists by introducing the term "schlonged" into political discourse. He intended to convey the idea of being "defeated."

Interestingly, Trump was not the first to use "schlonged" in this context. A National Public Radio host referenced a political loss from 1984 with the same term during a broadcast in 2011, as highlighted by the Washington Post. Some reports suggest that Trump may have misunderstood the term's Yiddish origins, which could be plausible.

This illustrates how the English language evolves over time. The meanings of words shift, and perhaps Trump has inadvertently contributed to this linguistic development.

With this in mind, I've creatively adapted several well-known quotes to incorporate this phrase in the way Trump claims to have intended. No offense is meant to anyone.

"I came, I saw, I schlonged." — Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor.